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Chronically Irritated is a personal blog created for entertainment, rants, relatable chaos, and the occasional truth bomb. While I do my best to provide accurate, current info and honest opinions, I’m not a professional anything (unless sarcasm counts). So please don’t take my content as legal, medical, financial, or life advice—because that would be a bad idea for both of us.


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