Welcome to My Brain: A Place No One Asked to Visit

 Hi. I’m not here to inspire you, change your life, or sell you a course on how to manifest inner peace using moon water. I’m just here to say things out loud that most people only whisper in their minds.


This blog is for the ones who are chronically irritated — not in a rage monster kind of way, but in a “why is everything kind of stupid lately?” kind of way. I’m sarcastic, honest, occasionally kind, and often confused by society in general.


Expect a mix of things I love, things I hate, and things I pretend not to care about but maybe secretly do. Today, we’re starting with a few mild irritations, just to set the mood:




●People who respond to serious texts with “lol”

Oh good, I was hoping my emotional crisis would be treated like a stand-up set.


●Bluetooth devices that never connect when you need them

But sure, randomly sync to my neighbor’s speaker at 3 a.m. again. That’s cool.


●When someone says “you look tired”

Thanks, Janet. So do you. But I’m polite enough to lie about it.


●Apps that ask for a review 5 seconds after installing

Bro. I haven’t even opened it yet. Calm down.


If you’re looking for a place where someone finally says what you're thinking — even if it’s not profound or polished — you might just fit in here.

If I made you laugh, cringe, or question your entire existence—consider tossing a tip my way.

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