Terms & Conditions

Welcome to Chronically Irritated!

I’m glad you’re here, but let’s be clear: by using this site, you’re agreeing to the following rules. Don’t worry, I won’t make you sign anything in blood—but, you know, don’t mess around.


1. The Content: All the stuff on this blog—articles, pictures, rants, and probably some bad jokes—is mine (unless otherwise noted). If you steal it, I will find you. But, if you want to share or quote, just be cool and credit me. I like recognition, not lawsuits.


2. The Ads: Yeah, there will be ads. It’s not a “look at me, I’m rich!” thing. I’m just trying to pay bills. If you click on them, I might get a tiny commission. Do not click just to be nice—that’s weird and probably illegal. If you hate ads, well, sorry, but you can always leave. The internet's a big place.


3. Comments: Feel free to comment on my posts! I love hearing from people, especially if you share my frustration with the world. However, keep it civil. Hate speech, spam, or anything that might make me want to block you will get removed faster than a bad first date.


4. Privacy: If you’ve read my Privacy Policy (which you should), you’ll know I don’t sell your information or make money off your data. So go ahead, browse freely knowing I’m not plotting your downfall… yet.


5. Affiliate Links: Sometimes, I’ll recommend products or services. These might be affiliate links, meaning if you buy something through them, I’ll get a small commission. I promise I only link to things I actually believe in. If you get a terrible product from one of my recommendations, you can blame me, but I still need to eat.


6. Third-Party Sites: I may link to other blogs or websites. If you decide to click through, just know that Chronically Irritated is not responsible for what happens over there. I mean, you probably shouldn’t click on random things, but I can’t control you.


7. Use of the Blog: You’re allowed to read and interact with my blog for personal use only. Don’t try to make money off my stuff. Seriously, don’t.


8. Modifications: I reserve the right to change these Terms and Conditions at any time, without warning. Don’t act surprised if I suddenly decide to add new rules or delete the old ones. It’s my blog, after all.


9. Limitation of Liability: I’m not responsible if my blog somehow damages you, your computer, or your feelings. Read at your own risk, and always remember: Chronically Irritated is not for the faint of heart.


10. Governing Law: All this will be governed by the laws of the United States. So, no matter where you are, if we end up in a legal situation (which, hopefully, we won’t), this is the law that will apply.



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That’s It!


If you’re still reading, you must be either really bored or incredibly amused. Either way, welcome to the chaos that is Chronically Irritated.

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